Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Beechcraft Bonanza V-Tail

So. It happened.

I flew with Astronaut Hoot Gibson.


We met on Saturday, March 1, at the Madison County Executive Airport in Meridianville. Hubs drove me to the airport and hung out with me while we waited for Hoot to arrive in his plane, a Beechcraft Bonanza V-Tail.

When he arrived, he came inside and sat with us, and taught me a little about flying. He drew some force and vector diagrams, as well as explaining to me the benefits of differently shaped wings. He explained how to stall a plane, how to avoid stalling a plane, and how to make a plane go Zero-G. He also spent some time explaining to me various flight terms that didn't mean anything to me until we were in the air. He was very professional and explained everything really well. It helped, I think, that both Hubs and I have a scientific background in engineering and physics, respectively.


After Hoot tried to convince Hubs to ride along, unsuccessfully, the three of us walked out to the plane. I knew Husband wouldn't want to fly- he hadn't taken Dramamine, and I'm not sure, honestly, if he trusted his life in my first-time-ever-piloting-a-plane hands. Husband willingly stayed on the ground. I imagine he was thrilled that it was my intention to remain onboard the aircraft, as opposed to every other time I've been on a plane small enough to have a parking space, when I plan to jump out.

We took some obligatory photos, scattered about this post, then Hoot and I hopped in! Actually, we stepped in lightly, using a small metal step on the side of the plane, and a slip-resistant spot on the wing. Before we got in, we did the pre-flight plane inspection, and while doing this, he showed me different parts of the wings and rudder, and explained how they affect the plane in the air.



He closed the door, and we started getting ourselves strapped in, and the plane's engines and navigation systems up and running. As we sat and waited for these systems to come up, Hoot explained the different switches, knobs, dials, levers, and displays. He explained how to tell what our bank angle is, what our ascent and descent rates are, and how to tell the elevation of the surrounding terrain. He showed me how the rudders work, and explained how the single-velocity propeller work. We also continued the pre-flight checklist, making sure our gadgets and gears all work properly.


Then it was time to make our way down to the runway for take-off! Something I never knew (and also had never thought of), is that when the plane is on the ground, it's not controlled by the steering column. It's controlled by the foot pedals. You have to apply pressure on one foot or another (or both), to move the plane forward or to turn, while on the ground. Interesting! Hoot wanted me to "drive" it to the runway, but I am too short! My feet didn't reach the pedals. Next time I'll be a Spice Girl and wear platform sneakers.

Before we got to the runway, we did a final check of all the interior systems. Then we looked both ways before crossing the street, so to speak, and headed off to the runway! At this point, my only job was to watch everything he did with both arms and both legs.


Once off the ground and in the air, Hoot leveled the plane, corrected the trim, pointed us in a safe direction, and showed me the basics of steering a plane. Turn the column left, plane turns left. Turn the column right, plane turns right. Apply forward pressure to column, plane descends. Pull on column, plane ascends. Turn and push column, plane turns and descends. And so on.

Easy enough right? Right. Except also exceptionally difficult. The plane reacts to even the most minute pressure and turns.

The V-Tail only has one set of systems, so only the pilot can take off or land, but the steering column was movable. The column unhinged, then rotated so it was in front of the right-hand seat.


And then, suddenly, it was my turn to fly. A plane. In the air. With no formal instruction aside from what had been given to me in the 30-40 minutes prior to, you know, flying.

I mastered the art of keeping the plane in the air, flying straight, without any major ascents or descents. Hoot was thoroughly impressed by how quickly I figured it out. So, we moved on to lesson number two. Turning. He gave me a bank angle to stay below, and an altitude range to remain within. I remembered his lesson: when you turn the plane, the plane loses speed, which means the plane starts to descend. So, I started to turn the column and pull it toward me as well. Somehow I managed to stay close enough for comfort in the altitude range he requested! He had me level the plane back out, get to a certain altitude, then turn the other way, with the same limitations. The second turn was much better.


We continued in this pattern for about 30 minutes. I flew the plane for about 30 minutes. I got a ton better, and he was impressed at my body control and ability to multitask so easily. He pointed ahead and said "Do you see that cloud? (I nodded) Get us to that cloud."

So I did.

Then he took the controls back.

It was time to play.

You know in the movie Aladdin, where Aladdin and Jasmine ride the Carpet during "A Whole New World" around the cloud and it ends up looking like a giant cloud-ice-cream cone? We did that! We circled the cloud! It didn't look like an ice cream cone, but I can't eat those anyways, so whatever.

He positioned the plane between the sun and the cloud so perfectly that when you looked at the cloud, you could see both a 360-degree rainbow, and the shadow of the plane.


Look closely.. you'll see our shadow and our rainbow just above the porthole.

That was all good and well, and very exciting. But then he popped the non-marriage question.

"Do you want to go Zero-G?"

If you know anything about me, you know that it took me less time to answer this question, than it takes the average person to blink.

He handed me a flashlight, explained the steps he was going to perform, and then...

The flashlight was suddenly floating above my hand. ABOVE MY HAND. It lasted about 8 seconds.

When we were level again (much to my dismay), I asked him if that's what it feels like on the Shuttle. He said that's exactly what it feels like, except instead of lasting 8 or so seconds, it lasts days. He asked if I wanted to do it again, as if that was even a necessary question.

We did it again, and once we leveled off, he told me that since I didn't want to throw up, I'd be just fine in space. (Win!)

After playtime, he handed the controls over to me again. This time, he played around with the GPS system, found the airport, and told me to get us there. The first hurdle in this effort was that I need to make a U-turn, essentially. Since I'd done so well with my other turns, he told me to go for it. I got too excited/relaxed, and I ended up making a 60-degree-banked turn, and essentially nose-diving. He never freaked out. He calmly said, "You're too far banked and we are descending rapidly. Fix this." So I pulled up on the column, cooled down on the turn radius, and brought us back up to a safe altitude and bank degree. I never freaked out either, probably because I was busy trying to not kill us.

Though I was drenched in sweat (rightfully, I think.)



I got us back on track to the airport, and once it was within sight, he took the steering column back, made his adjustments and his radio announcements, checked the surrounding area, and got into the holding pattern. We checked the landing gear three times ("A pretty important thing to check obsessively," he said, and I agree. Then he said, "It's pretty embarrassing to land without your gear down.")

Once we were safely in the landing pattern, he said, "You don't realize it yet, but you're exhausted. You flew today, for the first time, and it was extremely stressful on your mind and body. I recommend letting <Husband> drive you home, then taking a nap before going anywhere."

Lo and behold, the man was absolutely correct. Once home, I slept for 3.5 hours straight.

Hoot Gibson allowed me to test the waters on an activity that had always been an interest, but never a definite. There was never anyway for me to know whether or not I'd actually want to be a pilot. Just because I love flying (commercial) certainly didn't mean I'd love flying (piloting).

I'm so grateful to him for giving me this opportunity, and trusting and believing in my skills and dreams enough to let me fly his personal aircraft.


Friday, March 14, 2014

A Daily Look at A Week of Midnight Shifts

Starting Sunday, yours truly will be embarking on a week-long adventure into the unknowns that ensue on midnight shifts.  Actually, my shift starts promptly at 11, but I have to be there by 10:30 PM. I'll be doing Performance OJT. Which means that I'll be the DMC in charge. I'm in the hot seat. If things break, I fix them. If people call, I answer them. If POD says jump, I ask how high. I'm getting graded every night on my performance and my abilities, the questions I ask, and the questions I answer. I'm getting graded both by the certified DMC sitting with me, as well as the POD on console. Good thing it's low stress, right?

This week I have five of these shifts, which end at 7 AM. Aside from the obvious downsides, like not sleeping when normal people sleep, I'm going to be figuring out what life on the midnight shift is really all about. 

Once I'm certified (3 more weeks! But who's counting?), I'll be doing 4 days on console, then have 4 days off console. So, 4 days working, and a 4 day weekend. Not too shabby. But right now, while I'm in training and a grunt worker.. I'm doing 5 days of mids.

So I thought it might be interesting to see how I feel after each shift. I started writing this post on Sunday night, March 9. I updated it in the beginning of each shift, and recollected on the previous shift and day. 

GMT 069. 11 PM March 09 - 7 AM March 10:
Tonight's went well. I felt energized and alert. I spent my downtime reading a book that Hubs recommended to me.

After leaving work, I went home and slept until 11:30. I got up and went to the gym, came home and hung out with Puppy until Hubs came home. We ate a delightful meal together, caught each other up on our days at work, then I went back to sleep for an evening nap from 730-930 before heading back to work at 10:15.

Overall, a good day. I felt a touch sleepier than normal, but not unbearably so.

GMT 070. 11 PM March 10 - 7 AM March 11:
Tonight's shift went well again! I felt a little more groggy tonight vs. last night, but I was able to make it through the evening without any mistakes in terms of my commanding. I continued to read the book in my downtime.

After leaving work, I decided I still felt energetic enough to go to the gym, so I went in the morning, instead of waiting until the afternoon. After the gym, I showered up, went home and slept until about 1. Then I got up and played with Pups, waited for my tutoree, made dinner and ate with Hubs. Again, I took an evening nap, but decided that I needed an extra hour this time, so my nap was from 630-930.

Overall, Tuesday was decent. A little groggier than wanted, but OK.

GMT 071. 11 PM March 11 - 7 AM March 12:
Tonight's shift was hard. I almost resorted to caffeine. I managed to scrape by without any commanding errors. I stood up most of the shift to keep myself from dosing while I read my book. I think I only got through 3 or 4 pages due to the inability to really focus on the story. Focusing in general, as well as the ability to announce my common commands on the loops, became difficult. (For example, saying "DMC on FMT CRD sending KU Comm Unit Data dump on my mark, 3,2,1 Mark command" turned into a delirious language barrier between me and the rest of the room.) Driving home was hard. I had to call my mom to have her keep me awake.

I slept until about 130, after sleeping through 2 alarms. I met Sarah for lunch and was just barely on time (and if you know me, you know I'm always at least 10 minutes early. It's a bad habit, but I accept it.). We enjoyed lunch, but I was really struggling to not dose. She graciously drove us to the mall for random manicures. We had a really fun afternoon. 

I tried to take my evening pre-work nap, but I couldn't fall asleep, so I unhappily got up, took a shower and laid around lazily until it was time to make my "lunch" for work.

GMT 072. 11 PM March 12 - 7 AM March 13:
Tonight's shift nearly unbearable. Don't get me wrong. I love my job and I love watching the earth spin beneath the Space Station, but I definitely could tell the difference in my energy and alertness from missing that nap. I hadn't realized how much I needed that nap. The night dragged on. I tried to read my book and failed. I found myself rereading the same two paragraphs repeatedly, then gave up. The book is interesting and funny, but I was in no state to attempt to gain anything from it.

Also, please note that I have lost all concept of time. "Today," "tomorrow," and "yesterday" literally mean nothing to me anymore.

I called my mom again on my way home from work. She wasn't able to keep me alert enough, so I hung up with her, and rolled down my windows in the 30 degree weather. That certainly kept me awake, and also slightly angry. I slept well. I missed two alarms, including my alarm to go to the gym, and ended up waking up around 230. 230! That's so late. That's like the whole day is gone. I got Puppy out and we played until my tutoree arrived. Then she (the tutoree) got to listen to my angrily growling stomach, because, oops(!), I hadn't eaten since about 4 AM. She left and I took the quickest of naps, about 15 minutes, on the couch with Pups before Hubs got home. When he got home, we went out to eat, and the restaurant lied to me when they told me they would make sure there was no dairy used in the preparation of my food, so I spent a good portion of my pre-work nap fighting brutally with my insides. (Outback Steakhouse: rude.)

My pre-work nap lasted from about 8-930.. not nearly long enough. I didn't pack any real food to bring to work.

GMT 073. 11 PM March 13 - 7 AM March 14:
My interest in my food has depleted. For tonight's meals, I brought a half-eaten bag of Skittles, beef jerky, and fruit snacks. Oddly enough, this is also the only shift this week where I haven't been painfully hungry. Go figure. Tonight's shift has been drowsy, but busy. The person who worked the day shift earlier today (yesterday?) had an atypical data loss, that I spent over 4 hours investigating, then communicating the information to all my counterparts (in Huntsville, Houston, Europe and Japan). I have eaten an ungodly amount of Skittles. In addition to fixing day shift's problem, I have been busy with our nominal activities for the shift.

I thought today was Wednesday. Turns out to be 4 AM Friday. Oh well. I still haven't gotten out the book.

I have 3 hours left on this shift, then I plan to sleep, and not set an alarm clock. Maybe I'll make it to the gym, maybe not. Anyone's guess, truly. I think I'm done with these posts.

UPDATE: It's now 4:43 AM and I just walked into a closed door because I forgot I needed to badge through it first.

/end of post.

(Also, the book is The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie. Hugh Laurie is Dr. House)