Thursday, August 14, 2014

15 Days, 3 Continents, 4 Countries and 200 Lactaid Pills = Mediterranean Cruise.

Toward the end of June, Hubs and I took a small, 2-week trip to the coastal Mediterranean cities of Venice, Italy; Katakolon, Greece; Pireaus, Greece; Kusadasi, Turkey; Rhodes, Greek Isles; and Mykonos, Greece. I have a ton of pictures, but I'll *try* to limit myself- no promises:

Venice. We sort of feel like our trip had two chapters, so to speak. The first chapter was our time in Venice. We spent three nights in Italy at the Hotel Danieli right next door to San Marco's Square. Our hotel was beautiful- all marble and historical. We had a special (water) taxi ride right to the door of our hotel. Literally. We hopped in a speedboat and they drove us right to the side entrance of our hotel, where they took our bags, and sent us on our way! In the three days in Venice, we toured around on foot and by boat, ate pretty much everything (dairy included!), and watched a lot of World Cup futbol. At the end of every day in Venice, Hubster and I would go to the bar in the hotel lobby, where there was live piano music and free wifi (so we could check in with our families).

Pictures below:


Our private water taxi to our hotel. Excellent combover, no?



Our view from breakfast at our hotel. Gorgeous!


On a water bus to the island of Murano!






We got all snazzy to eat at the restaurant on the rooftop.


Of course we hitched a ride in a gondola.



After taking this picture, we found a postcard with almost the exact same picture. Seriously.


Piano Man in the hotel bar.


Our last breakfast at the Hotel Danieli.


Then we boarded our ship, the Disney Magic. It was a 9-night cruise to Greece and Turkey, both starting and ending in Venice, Italy. We met a lot of characters (literally, we met Disney characters), and made lots of friends. During the time we spent on the ship, we kept ourselves busy by watching Disney movies, singing along to the Disney music that was playing EVERYWHERE (but in a good, unobtrusive way), reading, watching the amazing shows, enjoying the live entertainment, and most importantly, eating. Below I'll post a bunch of just-on-the-ship pictures:




Fancy night :)



So it was a bit breezy on the decks.



Sorcerer Mickey!






Two entrees..

 

Demolished.


This night, we watched a strangely modified version
of Beauty and the Beast on the top deck. Considering
the high temps during the day, it was shockingly cold up
there around and after sunset.


I participated in a magic show (new friend Judy on the left)


Pirate night!




Mickey on a stick!



So, fun story about Pirate night on the ship. This evening, there was a big ship-wide deck party up on the upper decks. Families, adults, kids, characters, and employees were all out enjoying themselves with the entertainment and fun. There was a dessert bar, and the 24-hour soft serve machines, drinks, music, and dancing. A young child walked past our group and dropped some ice cream onto Hubs' flip-flopped foot, so he went off to the restroom to de-stickify his foot and shoes, and while he was gone, I may or may not have had a Dane Cook moment. 

A small girl was walking past me while I was doing the dance that the entertainers just taught the crowd. At that particular moment, as I swung my left hand down to my side, this little girl was right in the line of fire, and I ended up smashing her ice cream cone into her face (in a "You remember me forever!" -Dane Cook sort of way). Now when I say that I smashed this little girl's ice cream into her face, I mean I smashed this ice cream. The cone was flattened, and the ice cream was dripping down her chin. A few seconds later, after she gave me a death stare, and I gave her the oh-my-goodness-I-can't-believe-that-just-happened-I-can't-wait-to-tell-Husband face, I went to flick the remaining ice cream off my hands. At the precise moment I chose to flick my hands, the little girl turned back around, no doubt to show her friend the jerk that just slammed ice cream into her face, and I ended up flicking the remaining ice cream into her face. 

Such a horrible and sort of amazing moment.


Three entrees demolished. (They kept taking the empty
plates from me before I could get a picture)


Our fun group at O-Gill's Irish Pub! Allan, Ashley, Iva, Judy,
Nancy, Larry, Hubster, and I.


Katakolon, Greece - "The Gateway to Olympia." Husbands and I traipsed around the spot of the first ancient Olympic games. Interesting facts about the Olympics: the games were completed naked, and therefore women were not allowed to attend. There was a separate womens' Olympics, also completed naked.




Before the guy with the whistle found us when I convinced Hubs
to climb an incline. Apparently, climbing the ruins is not OK. Also,
for those interested, taking pictures with the ruins holding sports
merchandise (or other logo items, I assume) is not OK.


The archway to the stadium.


The stadium. The box in the background is where the judges sat.







Piraeus, Greece - The port to Athens, where the Acropolis and the Parthenon are located.


It was hot and shade was a rare commodity. Hubs was lucky.


An ancient theater, where people still play, to this day. I
spent most of the day amazed that we were climbing  to
the top of this ancient site, while modern-day civilization
completely surrounded us.


"The gateway to the Acropolis"



Because if you're going to travel over 5,700 miles,
the Parthenon may as well be under construction
on the day you're there.


Athena's Parthenos


Hubs kept joking that the Parthenon in Nashville was better- much better maintained and cleaner. I'll admit, he wasn't wrong, but that doesn't take away any of the majesty of the original.


Kusadasi, Turkey - The port to Ephesus, where we saw, from afar, the house where the Virgin Mary lived her last years, and St. John's Basilica.


How did I get so lucky as to marry this stud?










Our last two stops, in Rhodes and Mykonos, Greece, were spent at the beach. The water was cold, the sand was rocks, and the sun was hot- but not hot enough to convince this Floridian to get in the water. Here are pictures from both:




Rhodes, Greece



Mykonos, Greece


I lent him my towel to cover his feet because he kept curling
into a smaller and smaller ball to avoid the sun's death-rays.


But I did get him out in it for a moment!

This really was the quick and dirty version of our trip, as hard as that may be to believe, but I'll make some quick summations:

Number of countries visited: 4 (including USA)
Number of continents visited: 3 (including North America)
Number of pictures taken: 973 (not including those on Hubs' phone)
Number of days from Home back to Home: 15
Number of Lactaid pills consumed: ~200

Fun facts about the trip:

The weather was about 10° C hotter than average, forcing us to buy shorts from H&M in Venice, Italy. Go figure we'd travel across the Atlantic Ocean to make our first journey into an H&M.

This was Husband's 2nd time out of the country; his first was our honeymoon.

This both our first time to Italy, Greece, or Turkey, though not my first time to Europe.

We had a really good time with the people who were assigned to our dinner table, and learned a lot about them and their families and jobs:
- Ashley works in California at Disney Animation, and worked on the Frozen project; and this was the end of a three week backpacking trip across Europe with her sister, who was not on the cruise.
- Allan works in Orlando in events at Disney, he loves all things Disney, and even his handwriting is basically the Disney font! He and Ashley have been best friends for years.
- Larry is a lawyer in Pennsylvania, 4 kids, great sense of humor, and enjoys tall water slides, cranberry juice and beer (but not at the same time).
- Judy is married to Larry and works part time at a courthouse in Pennsylvania, and isn't afraid of fun (for example, she sang karaoke and participated in a magic show with me). Judy and Larry's daughter Melanie worked on our ship in entertainment and she was really fun, too.


Judy and Larry at the top, the Ashley and Allan, and Hubs and I
on Pirate Night at the Animator's Palate!

Hubs and I only bought one souvenir for ourselves- a handmade glass picture frame that we bought at a glass factory on the Island of Murano in Venice. We watched a presentation at this place, and saw a man make a beautiful glass horse in about a minute. Horse picture below:


The only other souvenirs we bought were postcards (two from Italy, two from Greece, and two from Turkey), stuff for our parents, and our magnets (we always get a magnet whenever we go somewhere new).

We had a great time, and we are already looking for our next big overseas adventure. Baltic islands? England? Australia? Stay tuned.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Certification and Corvettes.

It took 6 months of coursework and training, and another 6 months of active hands-on training, which included over 2 months of observation, performance, and certification OJT, 7 simulations, 1 JMST, 4 scenarios, 2 stand-alone scenarios, 3 roundtable exams, 2 written exams and 2 oral exams, but I am finally a certified Data Management Coordinator for the International Space Station!

How many other jobs give you a brand new Corvette just for doing what you're supposed to do?


OK, you caught me, it's actually just a Hotwheels car. But still.

You may remember these posts about my job: 

I still truly believe I'm living the dream, and every day I get to be at work is amazing. I am so excited that I've gotten the opportunity to work in the Space Program in a way that is here-and-now instead of the way many work- on a project for the future that may or may not ever happen. I'm grateful that the work I do daily directly impacts the astronauts, ground crew, experiments, science, and videos in big ways. 

The certification process was slow, stressful and demeaning at times. My cert week kept getting pushed off due to one factor or another, and finally, about 5 weeks after my original planned cert week, I finally was able to sit for my certification. 

I officially certified last week. Wednesday, June 4th, 2014.

It was a long road, with potholes and speed bumps, but I've reached the goal, and am now working in a field I love, doing a job I enjoy, with people I like.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Pinterest and Faulty Marriages

I've complained before about Pinterest- the virtual cork board of ideas, crafts, dreams, desires, fitness, recipes, and greed.

I have a Pinterest account that I rarely "pin" to. And yes, I look at Pinterest when I'm bored and am looking for an easy way to kill 2-3 hours.

I feel that Pinterest doesn't allow a user to be content with who, what, where, and even when they are. Every pin is a way to improve yourself- whether it be your mind or your body (let's face.. it's more about the body, because heaven forbid we allow ourselves to be different sizes and shapes that don't fit the celebrity norm), or a new item to get (the latest in exercise fitness, the next best dress or style, new fashion, shoes, even nail art- seriously, who invented nail art, and why?), and if you can't afford to buy it, because most of the heavily repinned items on Pinterest are fancy-schmancy brands that will cost you a second mortgage on your home, Pinterest tells you how to make it! Thank goodness for Pinterest! Right? Well, no. And if you're not finding new things to buy (or make), you're fantasizing about the next place you want to visit- "The 33 Most Beautiful Beaches You Just HAVE to See Before You Die!" (I love traveling, but I don't plan vacation B before vacation A has arrived, typically.) And when you're not being bombarded with girls with perfect hair, makeup, nails, and clothes, or the next exercise that's guaranteed to help you burn one billion calories in 10 minutes, and pictures of places you'll never get to see, you're being bombarded with ways to make the NEXT holiday the best holiday party EVER.

This year (well, last year), in the months leading up to Christmas, everything on Pinterest was red and green Christmas decorations. The tiny minutiae of each corner of each room in your house must be filled from carpet-to-ceiling with the perfect decorations for your holiday guests. I'm all about tidying up my house for guests, but I'm not about to spend boatloads of time and money on crafts for every square foot of my house. But what bothered me what that after several weeks -nay- months of Christmas pins, when I wrongly decided to check Pinterest while watching TV on Christmas Eve, to my surprise, all the pins were replaced with Valentine's Day! What? Christmas- arguably one of the two most important of the yearly holidays hasn't even ended and it's already been replaced with the Valentines that the Perfect Mom must spend hours laboring over to send her child to school with to hand out to the other kids, who will most likely sneeze on it and leave it on the ground. (Side note- for Valentine's Day, the most I ever did was hand out the perforated Valentine's Day cards that came in packs of 40. Usually animal- or TMNT-themed.) Why does anyone need to spend time on something like that?

But what makes me the most sad, of all of these things that Pinterest bombards you with, is nearly every single girl's Wedding pin board (AKA "One Day.."). I'm honestly so happy that Pinterest wasn't a big thing until after my wedding.

I know a specific couple who got married earlier this year. They had a huge 18-person-not-including-the-bride-and-groom-wedding-party wedding, complete with the tiny details and all the DIY stuff and Pinterest-perfect engagement ring, dress, shoes, decorations, color palette, and photos.

They've gotten divorced and are now both seeing other people.

It worries me and saddens me that it seems people are getting married in order to have the Perfect Pinterest Wedding, instead of having a wedding to work at having the Perfect Biblical Marriage.

I think we, as a society, need to rethink our priorities.



*Note: I do not judge those who pin a lot. Without them, I wouldn't have anything to peruse through while waiting at the doctor's office. I don't judge those who use Pinterest to find healthy recipes (heck, or those cake recipes that look uh-may-zing) or new exercise programs. I don't judge those who try and try to get the perfect Pinterest hair- I've done it, succeeded once or twice, and loved that rewarding feeling. I don't judge those who decorate every inch of their homes for holidays, and I certainly don't judge those moms who make their kids' Valentines- more power to you! I don't judge those who have beautiful, DIY Pinterest Perfect weddings- but I do want the weddings to take place for the right reason.

Monday, April 21, 2014

A Small Rant About Decisions.

"When did you decide you're lactose intolerant?" says my intolerant sister.

Oh, you know, around the same time I decided I didn't like milk, cheese, butter, ice cream, cookies, cake, ordering like a "normal" person at a restaurant, not having to check labels and ingredients, not having to try to guess the required ratio of Lactaid-pill-to-dairy-foods, ice cream cake, pizza, Twix's, Kit-Kats, muffins, Reese's, fondue (both cheese and chocolate, obviously), ranch dressing, Caesar salads, most breads, basically all desserts, entrees and side dishes, and pretty much every other delicious dairy-laden item in the world.

Around the same time that I decided I wanted to be a burden to friends who want to invite me for dinner. Around the same time that I decided I wanted to make my waiter's shift just that tiniest bit more difficult, or the chef's job just a pinch harder, because now he has to find a cooktop that hasn't had butter on it. Around the time I decided I wanted to have to eat before going to a party, out of fear that there would be nothing I could eat.

No, Melissa. I didn't decide I was lactose intolerant. I decided not to feel horrible all the time, regretting that candy bar or the teeny tiny amount of delicious ranch dressing on my carrot. I decided to not go to bed angry at myself for indulging that part of my brain that wanted anything with dairy. I decided to not be afraid to see a movie with friends after eating dinner.

I decided I didn't want to feel gassy, bloated and uncomfortable, and I decided to do the easiest thing for my body.

Which just so happens to be deciding to not eat dairy.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Nine Years of Selfies.

Newly-Introduced selfies turn into
Friends selfies turn into
Best Friend selfies turn into
Boyfriend and Girlfriend selfies turn into
Engaged-to-be-Married selfies turn into
Married selfies turn back into
Best Friend selfies.


2006. Picture taken in Wendi's parents' garage. We spent the
first six months of our friendship freezing in a garage, designing
and building a human-powered water filter for our MAE 100 lab.
Notice that we have matching green cord necklaces, both of which I
still have, and the ring that is barely noticeable on my green cord
was the first that Hubs gave me.


2007. This picture was taken in our MAE 110 (Computer-Aided Design)
classroom on day when we got together to do homework. More likely
than not, we ended up bailing on the homework and instead went to walk
around downtown.


2008. This picture was taken on the front porch of Wife's apartment in the
ghetto. Husband (at the time, Husband was merely "Best Friend") brought
over two pumpkins so we could carve them. It was Wife's first time ever
carving pumpkins! This particular pumpkin sat at the bottom of Wife's stairs
collecting bugs and roaches for months. Shame ensued.


2009. Husband and Wife visit Chattanooga for the first of many
times together. We went to the Chattanooga Zoo (unsatisfactory)
and the Tennessee Aquarium. We had just started dating about 2
weeks prior to this photo. Neither Hubs nor Wife still have either of
those sunglasses.


2010. Husband and Wife (engaged at this point) meet up with friends
at Bridgestreet for a short day-trip to Chattanooga to visit the Aquarium.


2011. Husband and Wife (still about 2 months until our wedding!)
meander around Bridgestreet for Wife's 23rd birthday! Later in the
day, we met up with Husband's family for dinner and cake.


2012. Husband and Wife at the Memphis Zoo for our 1/2 anniversary.


2013. Husband and Wife travel once again to Chattanooga. In this
photo we are waiting for one of Wife's high school friends to show up
for lunch. We were waiting for them at our booth at Sticky Fingers.


2014. Husband and Wife go on a Sunday afternoon day trip to downtown
Huntsville to enjoy the sun and relatively warm weather for the first time
in several months. We brought books and a picnic blanket for our walk, and
ended up enjoying a beverage at Pane Y Vino while we read. Hubs is very
Knicks'd out.